Women please answer: why do y'all have to try and change us?

Why does my wife (#3) get so upset with me 24/7? Everything was hunky-dory until we got married then suddenly my snoring is so loud that the neighbors call and complain, my belching "check please" in a restaurant isn't funny anymore, my feet smell like week old tuna, my toenails are so hideous she wants to puke, I leave 'logs' floating in the toilet, I leave beers cans and cigarette butts all over the house, my friends are 'losers', the hearse I bought for a second car is an embarrassment, it's gross when I adjust my 'boys' in public, my farts make her sick, I'm a sex addict, I don't bathe often enough, I watch too much porn on TV, I watch too much TV, I get drunk every night, I'm an animal cause I try to slam the clam while she's asleep, I eat like a pig, she hates it when I pee off the back deck, etc., etc. The list goes on and on and on. Well I didn't hear any of this stuff while we were dating. Heck we just got drunk and danced and whooped it up for weeks and weeks with no trouble at all. Then I woke up in Vegas MARRIED to her and now she complains about me and my habits all day and night. Why do you women do this to us?